Saturday, January 07, 2006

The Bagwhan's Wild Card Picks

have any of you been to LAS VEGAS lately?
does it look like a motel 6?
no?
duh! when everyone is "on" to something, run, really fast, the other way.

all bets based on number of shots of SMIRNOFF it will take THE BAGWHAN to
feel normal

1. i hope i'm wrong! NO TEAM has ever won their final road game and then won on the road in the wildcard round. EVER.
TAMPA BAY (3 SHOTS OF SMIRNOFF)

2. if you bet against NEW ENGLAND you're a certfied schmuck, schmendrik,
putz etc.
NEW ENGLAND (2 shots of smirnoff)

3. SEE ABOVE! NO ONE is picking cincinnati!
CINCINNNATI in a blowout! (3 shots of smirnoff)

4. GAME OF THE YEAR $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
i'm putting my ass on the line here.
THE NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS IN A ROMP, STOMP, CHOMP
(10 TEN shots of smirnoff)

The outcomes lie behind Billy's door.

7 comments:

Max said...

"Schmendrik"?!! You said "schmendrik"! That makes me laugh till the wee runs down my leg. I had never heard anyone use that word before except my mother. Thanks, Beamis.

Devastatin' Dave said...

Bagwhan,

Excellent call on the Cincy game. I'll hoist a Little Kings after their victory.

beamis said...

MM----you can thank the Bagwhan.

Max said...

Thanks, Bagwhan.

js said...

awful....just awful......

go Skins!

Devastatin' Dave said...

Bagwhan,

I guess you can't plan for a torn ACL on the 2nd play from scrimmage.

I'll take the Colts over Pittsburgh and NE over Denver.

beamis said...

Yeah go Skins (burp).