A big wet, juicy, springtime snowstorm has settled over the Beehive State today, even bringing accumulations way down south in Zion's. Oh how purty it is.
Yeah an agenda driven self-absorbed babe in her Subaru, skinny and taut from too much sun & about as warm as an ice-pick fresh outta the freezer. She's in desparate need of a shamanic healing and deep tissue massage for at least three dysfuntional past lives----that she knows about. Bring in the sage incense stencher quick! Somehow granite counter tops just ain't cuttin' it for her no more.
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Zion's what?
Don't start with me Audra.
LOL!!!
Perfect comeback, sir.
Lemme know if you need a skinny, liberated woman to keep you warm down there in the snow. I'll see if I can hook you up.
stumpy the pimp (niche market)
Yeah an agenda driven self-absorbed babe in her Subaru, skinny and taut from too much sun & about as warm as an ice-pick fresh outta the freezer. She's in desparate need of a shamanic healing and deep tissue massage for at least three dysfuntional past lives----that she knows about. Bring in the sage incense stencher quick! Somehow granite counter tops just ain't cuttin' it for her no more.
Well... to each his own.
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