Now come along quietly and there won't be any trouble.
In case you are still deluded into thinking that we still live in a free country I thought I'd share some headlines from today's news cycle to clue you in about what's really going down across the fruited plain:
From the Alligator Republic of Florida: http://snipurl.com/3pfeu
From the cradle of the Confederacy: http://snipurl.com/3pfek
From the home of the Boston Tea Party: http://snipurl.com/3pfe5