Sweaty Elvis Alert

There is now in effect a general Sweaty Elvis Alert for the upcoming month of August in the Zion Canyon/southern Utah area. There are vague rumors of August 10th or thereabouts for a temporary return to his old stomping grounds.

Please be vigilant in your lookout for this character and report his whereabouts as soon as a positive sighting is made. The sooner to know where there's a Sweaty the better to avoid ever coming in contact with one. Networking is a MUST!

Hey BABY!! What's hapnin'??